Offensive Roster
QB Happy Madison
HB Jimmy Brown Jr.
HB Big Red Stomper
FB Flex Powers
FB Show Me The Way
C Centurion Blender
C Full Cry
G The Meet
G Dwayne The Rock JOHNSON
G Thurston Marshall
G PJ Pancakes
G Used Sea Men
G Musashi Spookeynuts
OT Randy Anchor
OT Jonas Ogden
OT Mikey Oher
OT Brickk Wall
TE John Galt
TE Jack Morning
WR Soul Mc Slam
WR Chris Mondfrans
WR Ming Themerciless
WR Julius Rivers
WR Randey Moss
Kicking Roster
Defensive Roster
DT RB Eater
DT Tony "Goose" Siragusa
DT Russel Zacher
DE Jason Peter
DE Jamarcus Samuels
DE Luke Smith II
DE Bull Dozer
LB Monkey Missile
LB Smashus Yourfaceus
LB Marcelo Muranga
LB DQ Jackson
LB Rock Steelhouse
LB Big Mac Chompson
LB Ray Rice
CB Terrell Buckley #27
CB Corey Gaudreau
CB Darryl Greene
CB C-Mac McAlister
SS Emperor Zurg
SS Troy Polamalu
FS Edward Reeed
FS Pet Sematary
Former Players
QB Dave Lando
QB Craig Prosser
QB Ryan Leafson
HB Matt Mond
HB Mykel d'Gadget
FB OneBrick Wall
TE Robbie Hart
TE Cody Bouley
TE Woohoo Wawazzat
TE Ozzie Newsome Jr.
WR Drunken Prostitute
WR Larry Legend
WR To Slow Joe
WR Nidan Kamala
G Jack Price
G Warchief Doomhammer
G Grizzled Crackberry
G Beat Hawaii
OT Max Marquette
OT Marc Truck
DT Juwanna Mann
DT Crash Robinson
DE change ofseasonii
DE Boohoo DaSpark
DE "Mahvelous" Marvin Hagler
LB SmallHands BigFeet
LB Earl Lacker
LB Mufasa Mondfrans
LB Sammy Hooka
LB Vincent Blackstone
CB "Two Left Feets" Jackson
CB Not You
CB Tony Zeno
CB Toe Jam
SS Frank "Pistons"
FS Mitchell Woolley
FS Kenny Cassara
FS Wayne Hawk
FS Ryan Holloway
K Admiral Plankton