Head Cheerleader: Natalie Gulbis
Monkey Cheerleader Natalie Gulbis recently graced the cover of FHM Magazine. Some may recognize her from her part time job on the LPGA Tour, but to the Monkey Faithful, we will always remember her in her scantily clad Monkey Cheerleader uniforn (it makes her look dressed in this picture!).
Favorite Monkey? Weff Jilkins. "So small, so scrawney and so HOT." I guess what they say is true - chicks dig the long ball. FORE!!!!
Eva Longoria
Eva Eva Eva. Not to be confused with her brother Evan, Eva loves football! When asked what prompted her to become a Monkey Cheerleader she responded "What? When I was asked to join the team how could I say no? The Monkey's are what makes Football GREAT!"
Eva, we feel the same! Our cheerleaders keep us inspired (mainly from watching you on the sidelines - note to cheerleaders, please practice OUT of the players field of view!)
Favorite Monkey? BigRed Stomper "The way he pounds the defensive line just makes me think about the way he (edited out for the kiddies....)"
Jenny Finch
Softball is a job, CHEERLEADING FOR THE MONKEYS is a passion! She has appeared on the USA Olympic team, NCAA Softball Championship Series, Apprentice and the Monkey Sideline. When asked what her proudest moment was she responded "Being accepted to be a Monkette! I have been a champ before, but being a Chimp really takes the cake!"
Well Jenny, you inspire us - but mostly late at night in the dark ;)
Favorite Monkey? Soul McSlam. "The way he moves, the way he grooves, oh can't you see thats who I want to be (with)! He is a true athlete, he moves on the field dictates what he does off of it!"
The Twins: Bia and Bianca
Double your pleasure, double your fun! These two girls sure pack a punch! Brazilian Olympic Synchronized Swimmers by day, Monkettes by night! A combined 7% body fat on these two beauties makes them poetry in motion! Straight from Brazil to Monkey-town these girls sure light up the sidelines with their synchronized moves!
Favorite Monkey? SteelersFanatic. "He, ah, how you say....hot! He do tings wit the defence that really blow the mind from us!"
Alisson Stokke
She became an internet celebrity in Highschool (now she is at Cal - so its ok) because she was hot (not because she is a good Pole Vaulter - and yes, Ill leave that joke alone!), she gained Monkey notoriety when she became a cheerleader. What can you say about this pint sized beauty other than "DAMN!" She was in contention for Head Cheerleader status, but hey - I like Natalie!
Favorite Monkey? Happy Madison. "He is the leader of the clubhouse plus, who doesn't like the Quarterback?"
Haley Cope
US Swimmer Haley Cope. Hot out of the water, hot IN the water. I guess she really is all wet! Another Monkey Cheerleader that has graced FHM Magazine. When asked about her favorite things to do she responded in order "Being a Monkette, hanging with the Monkey's, swimming for the USA in the Olympics. posing for FHM". Glad we rate so high Haley!
Favorite Monkey? Rock Steelhouse. "'Nuff said, that guys body is as hard as his name!"
Vanessa Hudgens
Miss Highschool Musical gone wild. Yeah yeah yeah, took nude pics, got published on web, probably did it with Zach Efron....who cares! Girl is smokin (but please, shave it.....errr, yeah I havent seen THOSE pics....). What prompted her to go from the Silver Screen to the Sidelines? Because she couldn't get away with being totally naked, she decided to be almost totally naked!
Favorite Monkey? RB Eater. "More to love." All she would say.....you draw your conclusions.... I guess in this case the D-Line IS getting the attention (and love) they deserve! Never thought I would want to be a fat man till THIS cheerleader showed up.
Malia Jones
Surfer babes are hot. Caliente. NIIIIIIICE. However you say it she is on FIRE! She was one of the "50 Most Beautiful People" by People magazine, and one of America's "10 Sexiest Athletes" by Esquire. She has also been a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. When asked what she is most proud of she responded "Being a Monkette." Well, DUH! Apparently she is all beauty and no brain (but really, do we care about the second one?).
Ok, she isn't all dumb. Born in California, raised in Hawaii this Surfer turned Monkette has had guys chasing her since the age of 12! Maybe thats how the gluteus maximus got so firm!
Favorite Monkey? Arbiter. "That mind of his really gets me hot and bothered." It would have to be the mind - that dude is UG-LY! No accounting for taste (but I do bet she is tastey!)
Daniela Cicarelli
Another Brazilian import. A hostess of MTV Brasil, she is recently divorced (SINGLE GENTLEMEN!!). Can you say Brazilian Bikini Wax anyone? Not that I can personally attest to that (although I would like to see the proof up close and personal) It tends to reason if you come from Brazil.....well hey! The name HAD to come from somewhere!
Favorite Monkey? Darryl Greene "He swoops in for the ball the way he swooped in for my heart!". As noted above - she was divorced in 2005 and rumor has it that Darryl may have been the reason behind the divorce....Im just sayin....
Emily Booth
A Palestinian SheCat in London! Ok, thats not really a movie, but she was in An American WereWolf in London so close enough? This Porn star turned Kick-boxer turned Actress turned Monkette graces our Sidelines with, well, grace! I gotta say, this chick has the game-day film that the Monkey's like watching! This is also a chick I wouldn't mind getting to kick MY ass!
Favorite Monkey? Mike Rogers (ok, not a player but a GM!). "Something about that British accent made me wonder what he would be like as a co-star, now he is just a star." Is she hinting at something guys? Unfortunately when queried on the topic Mike Rogers had this to say "STFU". Ok then!
Amanda Beard
Amanda Beard. Amanda Beard. Amanda Beard. Doesn't that name just bring visions to mind? Amanda Beard swimming through the water (naked of course because I just simply can NOT imagine her with clothes on) so graceful, so smooth, so....naked (again, has to be that way!). This Monkette is simply devine. The way she slips in and out of the water is almost as nice as the way she slips into her cheerleader outfit!
Another starlet on our team of Monkettes gent's. She has been in FHM, Maxim, PLAYBOY (google it, I know you are about to!). Her favorite publication? The Monkey Gazette when she was featured for her signing!
Favorite Monkey? Smashus Yourfaceus. "He doesn't see the field a ton, but when he does he makes it count!" Rumor has it its not just faces he smashes with Amanda in his corner....
